Hello and greetings fellow humans. So, I’m in a bad place right now, and because I haven’t been writing about my characters as much as I want to, I’ve decided to just show y’all the chaotic mess my story is.
Some of these will also be me showing how dumb all of my characters are using my own lines, but most of these are going to be incorrect quotes.
I hope this brings a smile to somebodies face.
Charlie (To Kira): Why are you awake? It‘s 3am.
Kira: I drank 6 cups of coffee.
Evie: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
Kira: Today was done with me, but I was not done with today.
Benjy: So how did you know Oscar was the one?
Bella: He looked at me the same way every woman wants to be looked at...
Bella: With fear in his eyes.
Zack: Managed to offend a big time villain because he has no impulse control
Finn: WHY WON’T YOU JUST THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK?
Zack: I like to be just as suprised as everyone else as to what comes out of my mouth.
Gray: Yeah I was embarrasing when I was 15, who wasn’t. I was also embarrasing at 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, last week, yesterday. Today. Right now.
Quinn (from the next room over): And don’t forget tomorrow!
Cole (probably to Zack): People are always telling introverts to be more talkative and leave their comfort zones, yet noone tells extroverts to shut up and make it more comfortable.
Jay: How do you normally get out of these messes?
Nora: I don’t, I just make a bigger one that cancels out the first one.
Charlie (on Ria’s spaceship for the first time in a while): Oh you’re redecorated. I don’t like it.
Dylan (from the engine room): Oh yeah you never do!
Queue two very excited humans and a very confused alien who has never seen Doctor Who